Ashbury Eagle
We’re pretty sure we just reached the end of the internet and this tank top was waiting for us as the prize. Ash the Eagle here (just go with it) wants you to know that America doesn’t give a shit about your fruity terrorism, your socialized healthcare, or your high-water pants. We rule, we have the most bad-ass mascot around in Ash the Eagle, and he and his main bitch Old Glory are not amused by your third world antics.