Junk Food Keith Haring
March 5, 2014
The Keith Haring print is definitely a thing. This bad boy features a solid black ringer and excellent print that may or may not feature dogs and chalk outlines of people dead in the street. Cause of death? Sleeves. Lots and lots of sleeves. Make sure you’re not laying on the sidewalk next time you […]
Guy Harvey Vintage Old Man
March 3, 2014
Hemingway wrote something about an Old Man and The Sea. We’re more of fans of the Old Man and we can See your arms. That being said, this marlin is awesome and deserves to be on a tank top because trophy fishing is awesome. That and the fact that this dude is a boss catching […]
Sriracha Hot Cock
March 3, 2014
Cock-a-doodle doo! The world’s favorite hot sauce has decided to diversify its presence… Into tank tops! And to be completely honest, its a very logical place to start with how hot its going get with all these bare arms rolling around. Next time you go Tanktopping, make sure to bring your Sriracha Hot Cock out […]
Suns Out Guns Out
March 3, 2014
Classic Tanktopping attire, the Suns Out Guns Out pretty much set the tone for excuses to go Tanktopping. Anybody wants to give you shit about wearing a tank top? Suns Out Guns Out bro! Need an excuse to do a little weekend day drinking? Suns Out Guns Out! Its part tank top, part way of […]
Abolish Sleevery
March 3, 2014
Four scores and seven beers ago, Uncle Abe decide it would be a chill idea to do away with the whole slavery thing. At Tanktopping, we totally agree, but also support the initiative to Abolish Sleevery. Those pesky extra flaps of fabric do nothing but ruin tan lines anyway.
Mustaches Are Patriotic As Fuck
March 3, 2014
What do Ron Swanson and this Tanktopping gem have in common? They both have mustaches and they’re both Patriotic as fuck. Nothing says manly like a mustache, nothing says patriotic like a flag, and by God, (bless America) this bad boy has both. Go Tanktopping like a real American man with this new spin on […]
Your Tai? No… Mai Tai
March 3, 2014
If you feel like wasting away again in Margaritaville but you’re more of a rum person, then this Mai Tai Tanktopper favorite is definitely for you. It’s like a tuxedo tee in the sense that it hints you’re here for business but you like to party, but goes a step further and suggests that you’re […]
I Flexed And The Sleeves Fell Off
March 3, 2014
If only it were that easy to do with the rest of our shirts with too much material in the sleeve-ular region. Alas, modern fabric is too strong. It doesn’t matter how much you work out though, if you wear a tank top, you’re ripped by default. When you go Tanktopping, let ‘em know you […]
Good Shit Lollipop
March 3, 2014
I don’t know what I have to put in my Garmin to find this party cove but all I know is I must find out. We have a yacht, that while appearing to be dangerously top heavy, is still just the right size to fit a dude in a captain’s hat and his two bitties. […]
FLA Marlin
March 3, 2014
Can’t say we’re really fond of Marlins in general after that whole 2003 National League Championship Series debacle at Wrigley, and we’re not sure if this has anything to do with the Marlins directly, but that doesn’t stop it from being a sick tank top. A perfect union of walking around wear meets club blacklight […]
X-Ray Fiberglass Fin
March 3, 2014
A multi-sport mainstay, the X-Ray Fiberglass Fin is perfect if you want to hit the skate park but let people know you’d rather be surfing. And why wouldn’t you? Have you ever seen the chicks at a skate park? First off, there aren’t any, and second off, if they were there, they wouldn’t be wearing […]
Bear Arms Brigade
March 3, 2014
This play on words is just too easy. When you go Tanktopping, you always have The Right to Bare Arms, but why not take a step further, make it legit, and become a part of the Bear Arms Brigade. Both bears and flags are majestic as fuck on their own, but combining them onto one […]
Neon Delight
March 3, 2014
You can pretty much make anything into a badass neon bar sign. Combine a badass neon bar sign with a tank top and you’re on some next level shit. Next time you go Tanktopping, bring along Neon Delight and all its neon bar sign fish, mudflap girls, ice cream cones, flamingos, sailboats, and palm trees […]
Fuck Terrorism
March 3, 2014
Uncle Sam Wants You… To Fuck Terrorism. The only things that really sucks more than terrorism are government-imposed healthcare participation and sleeves. Go Tanktopping like a red-blooded American and let all the terrorists out there know what you and Uncle Sam really think of them.
Run Illinois
March 3, 2014
East Coast, West Coast? Gold Jacket, Green Jacket? Who gives a shit?! It’s all about No Coasts in this Tanktopping favorite. White sand beaches and shit are pretty, but come winter, there’s just something about walking down Lake Michigan in a pea coat. You probably won’t want to go Tanktopping in a Midwest winter, (unless […]
Hurley Marcus
March 3, 2014
We’re a big fan of ringer tanks at Tanktopping, and this one definitely screams ‘wear me.’ With an abstractly beachy color scheme, it will bring out the blue in your eyes. Unless you’re a weirdo and don’t have blue eyes, then it’s whatever. Not too audacious, this is a good mainstay for any Tanktopper.
Obama Can’t Ban These Guns
March 3, 2014
One of our inalienable rights as American is the right to bare (whoops, we mean bear!) arms. Despite what Obama and the rest of our elected officials on the hill might try to do to make weapons inaccessible, one thing is for sure… They’ll never ban these guns! Next time you go Tanktopping, make sure […]
Atiba X GLX Echo Park
February 28, 2014
The fact that the dude modeling this Virgin Mary tank looks like a skater Jesus only adds to how legit this really is. There’s something timeless about a good religious tableau, but adding to the cool factor on this one is that it was designed exclusively for Mountain Dew by a dude in LA. Whether […]
Neff Palms
February 27, 2014
Doesn’t this just make you feel like doing some illegal stuff in Miami in the ’80′s? Anyone? Fine then, maybe Tanktopping wasn’t really a thing back then but that doesn’t mean we can’t bring the 80′s up here to you today. It looks a little like it was cut out of a beach house couch […]
The Classic American Flag
February 27, 2014
Oh say can you see, by the arms’ early light?! It’s a fact that Betsy Ross would have been very proud seeing her hard work draped across Patriot guns all over America. Next time you go Tanktopping, make a stand against the redcoats, or at the very least the liberals with this classy and classic […]
Vans Casual Fridays
February 27, 2014
Never really would have thought of ukeleles when someone mentioned a ‘Casual Friday,’ but then again Spain never really though of America when Columbus mentioned ‘India,’ so jokes on us. You don’t have to be able to play this weird instrument to rock them all over your tank in colors straight out of Dumbo’s champagne […]
En El Dub
February 27, 2014
You don’t have to be a Mariners fan or even from the Northwest to appreciate this Tanktopping favorite. Bold, borderline neon colors in some sort of Navajo print mean you won’t have to put up smoke signals to show people that you know what’s up. Rock this bad boy next time you go Tanktopping in […]
Marialia Skeleman
February 27, 2014
Not quite sure if the Skeleman is flipping us the bird because he’s all dead and pissed off or if it’s because you’re currently looking at him while wearing a shirt with sleeves, but either way, you should probably pick him up. It’s always legit to have company while Tanktopping, and the Skeleman can be […]
No Coast Windy City
February 27, 2014
North Face? How about North Shore? Some think they call Chicago the Windy City because of physical wind, but in reality it’s because of the long-winded politicians. Honestly, it doesn’t even matter because Chicago women are babes. Do yourself a favor and bring your two favorite Windbreakers with you next time you go Tanktopping.
Rip Curl 7 Mile
February 27, 2014
King Kamehameha wasn’t much of a tank top man but then again he didn’t really wear shirts period. Mostly straw skirts and banana leaves, actually. That doesn’t mean you can’t get your Maui swag on next time you go Tanktopping with this watercolor Hawaiian ringer tank.
I Mustache You A Question
February 27, 2014
I Mustache You A Question… But I’ll shave it for later. Whether its Movember or really any other time of the year, mustaches scream ‘I’m here to party and damnit, I know how to!’ Next time you go Tanktopping, remember: when you ask the question, the answer is always a Mustache Ride.
Shark Girl
February 27, 2014
Macklemore didn’t have to go Thrift Shopping to get this sweet tank. He just went Tanktopping like a boss and designed this original himself. Shark Girl here seems to be wearing a shark as a hat like an old-timey fur trapper, only way more badass seeing how sharks are mean and deserve to be captured […]
‘Merica Fuck Yeah
February 27, 2014
Team America: World Police said it best. ‘Merica… Fuck Yeah! But unlike those puppets in jump suits fighting Kim Jong-il with rockets, you can fight ALL the communists with arm cannons and enforce our inalienable rights to Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness while Tanktopping. Love it or Leave it… ‘Merica!
Diamond Supply 98
February 27, 2014
They say diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but we think they’re better suited for this Tanktopping favorite. Going sleeveless is inherently a part of the skate crowd’s day-to-day in SoCal, and this Diamond Supply 98 original definitely doesn’t disappoint. It’s clean, eye-catching, and perfect for your next Tanktopping outing.
Here For The Beer
February 27, 2014
Let there be no mistake why you are in attendance wherever you go the next time you’re Tanktopping. You’re not here for the chicks. You’re not here for the band. You’re here for the beer. Save everyone the effort of asking how you’re doing and how your week was. The answer is Beer.
Aloha Hula
February 27, 2014
Aloha is Hawaiian for both ‘Hello’ and ‘Goodbye’ but in the grand scheme of things, it doesn’t matter if you’re coming or going as long as you’re Tanktopping. Realistically, it’s always better to be coming though. Aloha!
Cukui Sarape
February 27, 2014
Not sure exactly what this is, but we like it. Looks like someone cut a Mexican poncho up and glued it to a tanktop, and by god, it works for us. Plenty of colors with an unusually Mayan logo, get your Vaguely-Ethnic on next time you go Tanktopping with this sweet original.
Camo: America’s Away Colors
February 27, 2014
Whether it’s a Woodland pattern in the jungles of Grenada, a Three-Color Desert pattern in the dunes of Afghanistan, or a nice Urban Track pattern in the rubble that was Fallujah, nobody does camo quite like America. It’s hard to compete with us though, seeing as we’ve had almost 100 years of kicking ass abroad […]
Southwestern Hurley
February 27, 2014
Something about the Southwestern/ Navajo prints are both homey and trippy. Probably because they were all high as a kite on peyote in a smoke lodge when they started weaving these prints, but whatever gets the job done. Drop down and get your Spirit Eagle on next time you go Tanktopping with this aboriginal original.
Undefeated 5 Strike
February 27, 2014
Nobody likes to be a loser, and quite frankly, sleeves are for losers, so make sure you go Undefeated next time you go Tanktopping with this bad boy. Whether it’s Undefeated in beer pong for the night, ultimate frisbee during the day or NHL13 anytime, do it right with 5 Strikes.
Vans Melba
February 27, 2014
Tanktops and jungles go together like white and rice for some reason, and this is no exception. The catch here separating the Vans Melba from most is the jungle birds in addition to this masculine floral. Nothing wrong with your cockatoo hanging out with a few chickadees when you go Tanktopping, that’s all we’re saying.
Fox Optica Day Glo Green
February 27, 2014
It even says Day Glo in the name so you know it was built for partying in. If you’re not sure what Day Glo is, then you probably don’t go Tanktopping a whole lot anyway so just Google it. We love the Fox brand and the Optica series is no exception. This bad boy is […]
King Ice
February 27, 2014
He loves it when you call him Big Poppa. So put your hands in the air if you’re a Tanktopper. The iconic picture that half of us had hanging in our college dorm room has found it’s way onto a tank top and we couldn’t be happier. Biggie has assumed the seat at his throne […]
Huf
February 27, 2014
Next time you go Tanktopping, don’t Huf and Puff on your way around. Let this tank do that for you! At the Huf part. You can probably manage the Puffing yourself. This guy comes in three sweet color schemes: the gold and grey pictured here, a red and navy, and a grey and black to […]
High End Low Life
February 27, 2014
Super chill. It takes a certain je ne sais quoi to be a High End Low Life, but most of us who know how to rock a tank top on the reg could already be considered ahead of the curve on that one. We’re classy gentlemen wearing casual, comfortable clothing, so if you want to […]
Ashbury Ram
February 27, 2014
The Ashbury Ram is pretty sweet in all regards. Kudos to the color scheme and semi-faded print, but the money is how it combines three low key bad ass animals. A ram with octopus tentacle horns would be pretty sweet to see but then you realize there are snakes. Boom.
Back To Back World War Champs
February 27, 2014
The only thing better than winning is winning twice. This holds true with most things in life; beer pong, intramural football, chipping contests. But Uncle Sam took that shit to a whole ‘nother level when he coached us to Back to Back World War Championships earlier last century. Those damn Germans threw down the gauntlet […]
Neff Sailing
February 27, 2014
What’s better than going Tanktopping on land? Going Tanktopping on the ocean in a sweet sailboat, that’s what! Not only will you feel like you’re more of a badass because you can afford all these fine things in life like boats and tank tops, but other people will realize that you’re more of a badass. […]
TMLS Hoodlum
February 27, 2014
You’re going to be seeing more from Too Many Loose Strings (TMLS for short) on here, we’ll just throw that out here now. TMLS is all about bad bitches doing hoodrat shit with their friends and any time you go Tanktopping, that’s the way to do it. Renee here (not sure if that’s her name, […]
Hurley Hawkeye
February 27, 2014
So it’s officially called the Hurley Bold, but we’re Hawkeye fans for better or worse, so you can pretty much suck it. In the context of going Tanktopping at a Hawkeye Tailgate, this tank has it all. We have the black and gold for school spirit, we have the lack of sleeves for proper guns […]
Let’s Go Fly A Shark
February 27, 2014
If this were real, it would be what the Mayans were talking about with their whole ‘End of the World’ thing. Despite our love of Tanktopping and all things that come with it, namely doing awesome things at the beach, there is one thing in this world that is actually frightening, and that would be […]
Boo Bitches!
February 27, 2014
It had to happen at some point: a video game tank that brings the closet nerd in most of us out into the world in the least nerdy way possible. That’s right… A tank top. Boo snuck up on you as an invisible little bastard then showed up just in time to slay you in […]
Enjoi Fish
February 27, 2014
Koi fish are pretty neat and all, but you have to feed them and they always have those bored, stupid looks on their faces. Instead of Koi, those glorified catfish, go Tanktopping with some Enjoi fish. They’re infinitely less work and actually look cool.
KR3W Head Dress
February 27, 2014
In case you haven’t noticed, we’re kind of big on tribal/ tropical style tank tops here, but if you’re on this site, then there’s a good chance you are too, so it’s all good. Holy run-on sentence, Batman. Aside from being an obvious choice to wear to a Krewella concert, you could probably rock the […]
Ashbury Eagle
February 27, 2014
We’re pretty sure we just reached the end of the internet and this tank top was waiting for us as the prize. Ash the Eagle here (just go with it) wants you to know that America doesn’t give a shit about your fruity terrorism, your socialized healthcare, or your high-water pants. We rule, we have […]
Sorry For Grand Old Partying
February 27, 2014
There’s a fair chance you have been or may at this very moment be poisoned by exposure to girls’ statuses of ‘Sorry I Party.’ You have a fever and the only cure is to let people know that you’re Sorry For Grand Old Partying, actual remorse optional. Well, that, and more cowbell.
Society Never Stop
February 27, 2014
The wording and puns work too perfectly. If you’re on this site, then you’re obviously a part of the Tanktopping… Society… No one has ever said anything bad about a burnout-style shirt, let along a burnout tank, and diamond white and baby blue design here is pretty clutch. Just another primetime choice for the next […]
Empyre Ninja Fruit
February 27, 2014
It’s about that time again- fruit, bitches! What’s the best part about fruit? It’s that you can cut the top off, take all the giblets out, and pour liquor in it, and that’s half the journey when you go Tanktopping. Not to be confused with Fruit Ninja (all rights reserved) and its busted finger fruit, […]
Hurley Shave Ice
February 27, 2014
Tank tops, beaches, and bright colors. Aside from chicas and beer, what else can someone really ask for when they go Tanktopping? Pretty sure these colors are fake and this isn’t a real picture, but then again, there were some fake things about Pam Anderson and we all still watched Baywatch.
RVCA New Lions
February 27, 2014
Ready to have your mind blown? We’ve all seen the RVCA brand and all refer to it phonetically, but it’s actually pronounced ‘Theusty.’ Yeah. Like Greco-Roman style and it has been seen as ‘Ruca,’ which can be a Greek translation for ‘clothes.’ Blown mind aside, we’re still more than happy to go Tanktopping with RVCA […]
Jbon iCandy
February 27, 2014
Gotta love puns. The Jbon iCandy (eye candy for those of you who haven’t been born yet) is pretty legit. We’ve got an all-over print of the girl’s face you’d wish was your girlfriend if you were in an 80′s movie and a burlesque dancer (French for stripper) in in one of the lenses, hence […]
DC Seaskull
February 27, 2014
Skulls and a sea shore? What is this, a Miami beach with smuggled Cubans washed up on it? No. This is the DC Seaskull and it means two things. The first is that you should probably be at the beach. Duh. The second thing is that it wishes death to sleeves at the beach… And […]
Nike Glowlight
February 27, 2014
We got a classic here, folks. Nike swoosh meets neon green and black for an excellent rage tank. You could go see a show, walk out the door, and go for a run because Nike, that’s why. Phil Night and Steve Prefontaine have waited years to see this glorious Nike party tank, and we can […]
Ambig Conquistador
February 27, 2014
Whole lot of ship action going on here. The name says conquistador, but the ship doesn’t look like the Nina, the Pinta, or the Santa Maria… Those sluts. The caption says ‘Wholesale Dry Goods,’ but we all know this isn’t really a merchant ship. It’s a pirate ship, look at those sails! They scream debauchery, […]
Right To Bare Arms
February 27, 2014
‘A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.’ Welcome to America. The Second Amendment to the US Constitution provides us with the right to bear arms, but we feel like an amendment to the Amendment should […]
Hurley Sun Devil
February 27, 2014
Since the beginning of time, nobody has had any idea what the hell a Sun Devil is. That doesn’t stop ASU from throwing down hard though, and y’already know they’re doing it sans sleeves. If the rest of us lived in a part of the country that was as hot as the devil’s taint, we’d […]
Obey Extra Innings
February 27, 2014
We’re not usually very fond of the whole ‘Propaganda’ thing and the only things we ‘Obey’ are our own twisted and awesome fashion rules, but the dude in the middle of the star on this tank is very convincing. He looks kindof like the Gorons in Ocarina of Time (anyone? anyone?) but that notwithstanding, this […]
LRG Force
February 27, 2014
So this is a pretty sweet tank with some pretty sweet irony. Sporting Lakers’ colors, the ‘Don’t Force It’ graphic just screams ‘We’re super ballsy’ on behalf of LRG after the whole Kobe thing. You can’t tell us this color scheme/ saying combo was an accident. It’s just too perfect. An important rule to follow […]
Hurley Sunset Power Pocket
February 27, 2014
Not sure if everyone has seen it but Power Pockets are definitely becoming a thing. Any tank top can re-purpose the useless flaps of fabric reserved for the arm area on lesser shirts to be a useful pocket, but Power Pockets take the function of a pocket and run it on liquefy with some serious […]
God Bless This Hot Mess
January 31, 2014
We’ve all been there. Palms sweaty, knees week, uncovered arms are heavy. There may be vomit on your tank top already and it’s probably Chipotle… Or maybe spaghetti, who knows. Whatever your specific situation might look like, we all know how to spot a Hot Mess all too well, so next time you go Tanktopping, […]