Whole lot of ship action going on here. The name says conquistador, but the ship doesn’t look like the Nina, the Pinta, or the Santa Maria… Those sluts. The caption says ‘Wholesale Dry Goods,’ but we all know this isn’t really a merchant ship. It’s a pirate ship, look at those sails! They scream debauchery, pilfering, and sleeveless days spent swabbing the poop deck. Poop… Hehe. It takes a real swashbuckler to go Tanktopping in an era filled with sailboats.